some bad habit stick with you from childhood | ماسنجر اليسا |
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posted by C-Sprite at 4:44 PM
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Sunday, February 26, 2006
The God father | no.1 hair cut |
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ladies and gentlemen Bin Ladin's pet | to sneez or not to sneez :-) |
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posted by C-Sprite at 4:26 PM
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اذا وحدة حامل لاتباوع على الصورة حفاظا على شكل الجنين | شلون بيهة فزة |
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how long I'll have to wait?????? | wait!!.... i need to put some makeup first!!... |
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posted by C-Sprite at 4:13 PM
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About Me
- Name: C-Sprite
- Location: Baghdad, Iraq
An affright walks in net at night
Hide in dark and ready to fight
Mysterious talk and also rhymes
Every word has a key sometimes
Dar of peace my city was before
Hell is now lives out my door
Upon this land i live in height
Sprite at night man at sunlight
So try to find what does that mean
A man who often has the big seen
I'm the guy who always free
Never you try to handcuff me
An eye like a wolf and also bright
Live like knight who has no fright
Read this poem and try to think
All i wish you is to find the link
Words and names are the same
I can see here my entire name
MY Links
| Kids are quick ..
TEACHER: Romeo, go to the map and find North America . ROMEO: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Romeo. ____________________ TEACHER: Why are you late, Ronald? RONALD: Because of the sign.. TEACHER: What sign? RONALD: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ____________________ TEACHER: Eric, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ERIC: You told me to do it without using tables. ____________________ TEACHER: Bernard, how do you spell "crocodile?" BERNARD: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong BERNARD: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________ TEACHER: Ronald, what is the chemical formula for water? RONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? RONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ____________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! ____________________ TEACHER: Bernard, why do you always get so dirty? BERNARD: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ____________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ____________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ____________________ TEACHER: Now, Teddy, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? TEDDY: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ____________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog. ____________________ TEACHER: Jason, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? JASON: A teacher. |
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